Endymion Rising

The random musings, occasional reviews, sordid romantic memories and on again/off again production journal of Stuart Eugene Bousel.

Name: Stuart Bousel
Location: San Francisco, California, United States

Born November 7th, 1978, in New Rochelle, New York, adopted and raised by Jane & Jerry Bousel, mostly in Tucson, Arizona. Attended Reed College in Portland, Oregon from 1996-2000, when he graduated with a BA in English. Moved to San Francisco, California in 2002, and has been active throughout in various theater companies as an actor, designer, director and writer. Nominated for a whole bunch of different awards he's never actually won.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

SUMMER

TWO FANTASTIC SHOWS ARE ON THEIR WAY TO YOU- AS WE SPEAK!

First up...

TAI SHARM AND THE KING, No Nude Men's 2009 contribution to this year's theater festival. Actually a fragment of Stuart Bousel's in-progress adaptation of GIANT BONES, a novel by Peter "The Last Unicorn" S. Beagle, this 30 minute fairy tale tells the story of Tai-Sharm (Ashley Cowan) a beautiful and intelligent peasant girl who is raised by her mother (Syri Mongiello) to believe that she is stupid- for her own benefit. After she is kidnapped by an evil court adviser (Wylie Herman) to be married off to a chronically depressed king (Christopher P. Kelly) she develops a romantic relationship with a magical fish (Matt Gunnison) and the world's greatest thief (James Tinsley) that may yet save her from a lifetime of glamorous despair. Narrated by Kendra Arimoto and Chantal Benson and featuring the acting debut of Leo Mikulich.

The show happens at the Waterfall Stage, at 12:20 PM in the Yerba Buena Gardens and, like the rest of the festival, is absolutely FREE! It all happens on Sunday, July 26th. You can even stick around for a 3:25 preview of...

THE FROGS

Stuart Bousel heads back to the woods this summer to collaborate with Atmostheatre/Theater In The Woods on a new adaptation of Aristophanes' classic tale of Dionysus, the god of wine and theater (Nathan Tucker), his down-trodden slave Xanthias (Warden Lawlor) and their road trip to Hades to find a poet worthy of saving the arts. Will they go with classical and high-browed Aeschylus (Carl Lucania) or edgy and subversive Euripedes (Ben Fisher)? Will Xanthias score with Persephone's dippy handmaiden (Theresa Miller) or will he end up getting spanked by an over-zealous Hecate (Tristan Cunningham) who is out for vengeance on a naughty Hercules (Sam Leichter). Featuring Katarina Fabic as the Queen of the Dead with Xanadu Bruggers, Victor Carrion, Julia Heitner and Jessica Rudholm as a chorus of singing frogs and the three-headed dog Cerberus as himself, the play will take place in multiple locations throughout a beautiful redwood preserve in Woodside, California.

Tickets are on sale now ($10-20) and we highly recommend getting tickets early as we often sell out our shows in advance.

For advanced tickets, please visit Brown Paper Tickets' web site:

http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/70662

If you'd like to make a phone reservation, please visit our web site's Box Office page:

www.atmostheatre.com

THE FROGS will run from August 1 thru September 6
on Saturdays and Sundays @ 1:00pm.

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

INFORMERS

I haven't commented on a film on IMDB in years but this movie seems to be getting mostly slammed so I feel a need to log one for other side because I am definitely a fan.

I'm going to talk about the movie as a whole, so consider this SPOILERS warning.

I can see why some people wouldn't like this movie. It's definitely not a comedy and it's definitely not mainstream. The majority of the characters are not likable, though most of them are sympathetic- which is what I think bothers so many audience members: you can't automatically hate Graham, Les, Christie, Laura, Carole, etc. because you pity them, and maybe even empathize with them. And that is a feeling most people don't want to feel, especially at the movies, where we have been led to believe we should always expect characters we want to relate to, and a few hours of escape from reality to boot.

This movie isn't an escape. It's glitzy and polished, it's full of beautiful people, but that's the lure that gets you into the trap. And this movie is a trap: it's about how there is no escape because life doesn't end just because the credits roll and the things you do and are done to you are going to be with you forever. So choose wisely- or at the very least, humanely. That's the lesson Graham is supposed to learn in this film. The ending is ambiguous as to if he learns it or not. Either way, it's not a lesson most of us want to be confronted with, especially on a night out, and it's really not something we want to be confronted with by a movie only to have the movie fail to then tell us what to think by having a clear cut resolution for the character. One of the reasons I don't like BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN is that I feel it not only depicts mostly fairly despicable objects of pity- IT ROMANTICIZES them. Nothing in THE INFORMERS is romantic. It's the anti-thesis of romantic. Because of that I find the movie brave instead of offensive by its decision to focus on the ugly, damaged people of the world. This is best demonstrated in the scene where Laura and William, in the midst of a fight about his mistress, must stop so she can give him an insulin shot. Here they are, two glamorous people with money out of their ears and no "real" problems except one another and yet he still needs someone to take care of him and she knows she can't say no in this situation. People get trapped like this every day.

There is a lot of bile thrown at this film for it's lack of morality but I actually find the film very moral: the idea of "good" is integral to the story and characters. It just never gets defined. Which is true for most people in the real world too, unless they have subscribed to some notion of "good" outside of themselves- i.e. religion, the law, etc. The people in the INFORMERS have been placed outside of the usual social constructs of good, however, because they are famous (The Rock Star), wealthy (William and Laura), beautiful (Graham, Martin, Christie), losers (Jack and his uncle), observers (Carole) or liars (Tim) and so now they must struggle to find a new morality- which is hard when you're living in a society that doesn't appreciate thinking for yourself and if anything encourages everyone to look, act and think the same (LA/Hollywood). There is a reason why almost all the outsiders in the movie are brunettes. There is also a reason why they are almost always the most thoughtful, sympathetic people in the story (Raymond, Rachel, Nina, and even Susan is clearly a bottle blonde starting to let her roots show). This movie is about people who have been conforming/buying into the glitz and gluttony game, but who are waking up to realize (mostly too late) what they may have lost for doing so. Some of them are struggling not to vanish. Some of them are even trying to warn us. That's where the title comes from.

The technical parts of the movie are hard to fault. It looks beautiful and the dialogue and scenes move with a sleek economy, reduced to the bare bones of what each character, scene, story needs. Perhaps people don't realize this is a drama because it's not overblown like most Hollywood dramas. There are no big speeches. There are no tears. There are few breakdowns. But there often aren't in real life, especially amongst people who are not good at being in touch with their feelings. And if these people were good at being in touch with their feelings, chances are the stuff that happens to them, wouldn't be happening. Of course, we want them to have these big "moments" in the same way we want people we love but who are emotionally shut off to open up and cry and do all those things we hope they will do to heal. But most of the people in this story don't want to heal. As Tim informs his dad, it's just too late for most of them. And Tim knows, anyway, that one of the best ways to hurt someone who loves you but has fucked up, is not to yell at them, but rather to simply not respond to them at all or give them the satisfaction of knowing what you feel. I wish to God that was only something that happened in THE INFORMERS but it's not- and I have the ex-boyfriends to prove it.

The acting is beautiful and largely understated. Lines are delivered the way people talk. Kim Basinger is particularly good but Jon Foster should also be given props for being both a beautiful man and a good actor; between the two of them they carry the film. Brad Renfro is, however, the emotional center of the film and his character would be haunting even without the shadow of Renfro's actual death last year. The decision to alter the ending of Jack's story from the book (where he is called Tommy) is a good one and makes sense in light of the decision to combine him with the doorman who chats up Graham while they watch a shooting on the streets- one of the best scenes in the movie. Of the supporting cast Cameron Goodman really stands out as the acerbic, frustrated Susan who is the only person in her family not self-medicating; Jessica Stroup is a memorable Rachel, even if she is gipped out of her best scene in the book. Lou Taylor Pucci nails the angry young gay man still trying to come out of the closet, and is probably one of the most accurate (if not exactly flattering) portrayals of gay youth I've seen in a long time.

The movie isn't flawless. There is a scene between Rachel and Les in the book that I would have loved to see included. Carole's story feels a bit too abbreviated and could have used one more scene of closure. Susan's escape on the train from LA would have been a nice way to bring a bit more balance to the bleakness of the film. A male on male kiss would have been nice, though I applaud the film for being as up front as it was with the bisexuality and in the book there are no gay sex scenes so I can understand the choice to avoid them in the movie- especially if you consider the implication that any tenderness between Graham and Martin is something they are hoping to ignore themselves and dismiss as "just sex". In the end, though, these flaws are really just a wish list because I wanted to see more of this story and these people; there are no missteps in the film itself, from my perspective. And maybe it's best that we don't get more; as the final image of Christie on the beach, waiting for death, tells us: ignorance is often its own kind of bliss.

Thursday, April 09, 2009

ACTING

For Immediate Release

Dark Porch Theatre Presents The In Betweens, April 30 - May 30 at EXIT Stage Left

World-Premiere Play by Margery Fairchild Features Live Music, Dance, and Comedy, Stars Stuart Bousel and Christopher P. Kelly

SAN FRANCISCO, CA, March 13, 2009—Dark Porch Theatre presents the world-premiere production of The In Betweens, an archly witty, wackily comic new work in which dance, live, original music, drawing-room comedy, and the spirit world all collide. Written and directed by Margery Fairchild with Martin Schwartz, the show stars San Francisco director Stuart Bousel, in a rare acting turn, and Christopher P. Kelly, and features guest appearances from Rumi Missabu (of the original Cockettes). Featuring choreography by Fairchild and original music performed by music director Ryan Beebe and band, The In Betweens plays April 30 through May 30 at EXIT Stage Left. Opening night is Friday, May 1. Tickets, priced $10-20, are available at http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/60245 or by emailing darkporchtheatre@gmail.com.

The In Betweens is set in the year 1885. The world is changing at a mighty pace, and at its center stands Silas Danforth (Bousel). Young, rich, and magnetic, Danforth has built an industrial empire, alienating friends and lovers and infuriating do-gooders in the process. And yet, unbeknownst to all of them, he has maintained a private passion for the occult. And so when some of New York's most powerful and infamous figures receive invitations to a parlor seance hosted by Danforth and led by the eccentric mystic Professor M (Kelly), each comes with armed his own agenda has no idea what to expect--least of all the chilling and hilarious revelations from the spirit world they have in store. Infused with magic, music, and wit, The In-Betweens is a celebration of the inconceivable in this world and the next.

The In Betweens is written and directed by Margery Fairchild with Martin Schwartz. Fairchild founded Dark Porch in 2002, and under that banner has created and directed, among others, the San Francisco productions of Hen! (NohSpace, 2005) and Under the Bed: A Fairy Tale Set in Purgatory (The Garage Theatre, 2007). Schwartz, a new creative partner of Dark Porch, is a San Francisco-based playwright and dramaturg, and will be writing and co-creating DPT's movement-theatre production Cockroach at this year's San Francisco Fringe Festival. Music Director Ryan Beebe is the lead singer of Bay Area music groups The Dead Hensons and The Gomorrans.

Dark Porch Theatre presents The In-Betweens

Creative Team:
Written and Directed by Margery Fairchild
with Martin Schwartz
Musical Direction by Ryan Beebee
Choreography by Margery Fairchild
Set and Prop Design by Claire Mack and Jessie Roadkill
Lighting Design by James Tinsley
Costumes by Cara Samski
Dramaturgy and Script Development by Martin Schwartz

Cast:
Molly Benson (Olivia Vanderpoole), Stuart Bousel (Silas Danforth), Will McMichael (Julian Norton), Wylie Herman (George Westcott), Allison Herman-Miller (Nora, Nymph), Christopher P. Kelly (Prof. M), Divina Lubitsch (Rose, Nymph), Sarah Moss (Hester Abbott), Jonathan Signer (Steven, Nymph), Nathan Tucker (Lawrence), Rana Weber (Sylvia Farmington)

Dates and Times:
Plays April 30 through May 30
Thursdays, Fridays, and Saturdays at 8 p.m.

EXIT Stage Left
156 Eddy St. (between Mason and Taylor)
San Francisco, CA 94102

Tickets:
$10 for April 30 preview, $15-20 all other dates.
Available at http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/60245 or by emailing darkporchtheatre@gmail.com

Press Photos will be available at www.darkporchtheatre.com

Contact:

Margery Fairchild, 510.610.1646
Martin Schwartz, 415.265.7728
darkporchtheatre@gmail.com

Thursday, April 02, 2009

WARMUSIC

Okay, so I saw ACT's production of WAR MUSIC last night and I'm going to go ahead and talk about it with the following caveats: 1) I am a huge Greek Mythology buff and in particular myths and legends surrounding The Trojan War are of interest to me, which leads to caveat 2) I have been working on my own stage adaptation of this story for three years or so (weirdly enough, it's called WARHORSE) and so any reaction to this show, given my background, is going to be a loaded one. What I think will surprise most people is that I didn't hate WAR MUSIC as much they probably think I did. However, I definitely think my version of the tale is superior. Zeus knows it's certainly more exciting.

So, now that I've successfully sucked my own dick for a bit, I'll do my best to keep it out of my surmise of this play and why it totally fails, both as Greek Mythology and much more importantly, as THEATER.

As usual ACT has lavished the show with tremendous production values and while I do ultimately question the decision to put everyone in modern military ware (especially as it made people more indistinguishable- a major problem of the evening) I liked the look of the show and the kind of modern/classical fusion they had going on. There are also some lovely staging moments- the opening, the passing of dawn, the chariot at the end. There are also some lovely performances, though Gregory Wallace continues to stick out like the sore thumb he is, even more so playing Hector, a character that even Shakespeare hesitated to lampoon in TROILUS AND CRESSIDA, so dignified and regal is he. Wallace has no ability to play dignified, a fact that has become apparent after seeing him in a dozen shows over the years. I understand that ACT is probably saddled with him, but can't they at least put him in roles where his broad and flamboyantly flaccid performance will not be offensive? It seems to me that somewhere in here there was some minor character he could have played. He was a good horse, for instance. Why not just make that his cameo and find someone with poise and power to play the flower of Troy?

There are some directing choices which are bad choices. The soldier dance number with the hanging light bulbs was all the cheese of MISS SAIGON without any of the good stuff of MISS SAIGON. It looked just... stupid... and the second act, which was much weaker than the first, never ever recovered from it. The dancing Hephaestus moment was a bit ridiculous too but it worked somewhat better as I had already figured out at that point that the gods were going to be treated rather tongue in cheek and stripped of whatever dignity they usually have (though Thetis was still given her usual cold poise and elegance, thanks in no small part to Rene's typically majestic performance). In regards to both choices, however, I found myself having, ultimately, the same reaction: why? That reaction is the short story version of my whole review.

Because ultimately the problems I have with this show are with the script (and not just because I'm a rival playwright in this case), though I do think better directing choices could have been made to improve on a faulty script. However, in this case, the adaptor and the director are one, so the blame is really not too hard to pin, if one needs to pin it. And one does, because this is an incredible story and these are incredible characters and with ACT's resources and audience, we should have been given an incredible show and we weren't. And by the time the play ended last night the audience was one third empty, and I can't blame anyone who left. I would have too, if I didn't have such a high degree of professional curiosity in this case.

The problem with the script is that, for all its modern references and dance breaks, it's actually far too reverent to the true source material of the ILIAD. And I say the ILIAD because that is a distinct entity from the larger story of THE TROJAN WAR. As many a classics nerd will tell you, THE ILIAD is in fact one book of anywhere from 16-32 (depending on who you ask) telling the story of the Trojan War from it's very beginning (literally the building of Troy) to its very end- i.e. the last wandering survivor finding his home and/or grave. Most of the other books don't exist, though the legends live on through the plays, other poems (like THE AENEID), and general traditions that have survived the centuries in a way that parchment and stone tablets did not. The ILIAD focuses primarily on the conflict between Achilles and Agamemnon, and ends with Agamemnon killing Hector in retribution for Patroclus and the return of Hector's body to Troy to the sounds of Cassandra's lament. Taken in that light, one realizes that the characters of the ILIAD are ones which have been developed for a substantial time before the first line of the poem as we know it, and in many cases go on to be further developed in the now lost parts that follow that last line. So, one also realizes, when one is a modern adaptor, that they must do a fair amount of filling in the gaps if they want to have whole, substantial people on stage, because unlike the ancient poets, they can not rely on the idea that the general audience will come into this with knowledge or even possible access to the backstory, and thus understand the true SIGNIFIGANCE of the people whose story they are watching. WAR MUSIC, however, is almost a literal staging of most of the ILIAD (we never get to Hector's death) and with very little attempt at providing either context or back story. More importantly, because the adaptors have been so reverent to the word but not the spirit of the original, we are suddenly introduced, mid-action, to a whole bunch of characters who we do not know and never get to know and so this show shoots itself in the foot right off the bat- because if we can't get to know the characters, we can't relate, and if we can't relate we don't care what happens to them, and if we don't care we find ourselves, at the end of almost three hours, asking "Why?"

Anyone who attempts to adapt the Trojan Saga knows that this story is an embarassment of riches: there are hundreds of great characters to choose from and legends to keep or ignore. The only mistake I think you can make is to try and include ALL of them- because to do so in a two-three hour evening is essentially to dump your audience in a sea sans a life-preserver. This is exactly what WAR MUSIC does, however, and gives us so many random Greek kings and Trojan Nobles that the play becomes hours of talking heads, none of whom get enough singular stage time to really become fleshed out personalities. Some collapsing of minor characters and redistributing of major events into the hands of characters we've gotten to know would readily fix this problem but the adaptor/director seems to have no interest in creating characters. In my version of the story, Patroclus dies at the end of Act One, after only an hour and five minutes, and yet he has more lines and stage time than last night's Patroclus had when he was killed at the 2.5 hour mark. In my version of the story, I'd like to think it's sad when Patroclus dies- you liked him, he calmed Achilles, he defended Briseis, he feels compassion for the battered Greeks... in this version we barely got to know him because he only started speaking lines about five minutes before he's killed. This is clearly just a bad decision from a dramatic standpoint and illustrates my general problem with the show: stuff happens, but we don't know why, and it happens to people we're not permitted to get to know or care about; so thus, stuff happens, but it has no meaning. To me, that is the antithesis theater, which should be all about the witnessing or reporting of significant action- especially at nearly three hours long.

Sadly, WAR MUSIC makes no real attempt at storytelling or story presentation. It moves from point to point in the ILIAD, with each properly named but completely undeveloped talking head spouting poetry at the appointed time before slipping back into anonymity. This is further enhanced by the costuming, which makes everyone, even women, look relatively the same. The God's stand out because they have gold masks and are loud and brash, but their parts are fairly minimal. Achilles is recognizeable because he is barefoot and long-haired (and played by one of the better actors in the show) but he is only in the very beginning and the very end. When he doubles as Paris he is equally as successful and distinguished, and in truth, the only dramatically sound moments come when either he or Helen are on stage because while they might not be likable people, they are at least identifiable as human beings with human needs and not just vehicles for spouting poetry that, while undeniably beautiful, mostly fails as dialogue. The nail in the coffin is that, for all of it's expensive and professional staging (and it's a lot of clean lines, which as we all know, I LOVE), WAR MUSIC is almost entirely devoid of action. And I don't mean full on fight scenes or whatever- in my adaptation, there is intentionally on one "battle" scene and it is meant to hit like a ton of bricks after fifty minutes of talking- I mean action in the oldest and Greekest sense of the term: emotional catharsis. Cause remember, in most Greek theater you never see any action either: the murders, the suicides, the battles, by and large happen offstage and you mostly get some bodies revealed and a character (or the chorus) talking about it all. But they don't just talk: they relive these things before you AND THAT'S THE IMPORTANT PART. Theater began as a way to communally purge and pray together. I am all for narrative plays that rely more on storytelling than story presenting but in order for that to work you need 1) narrators you really care about so that you listen the same way you listen to a friend or family member tell you something to that happened to them and 2) emotional investment on the part of the narrator who doesn't just tell the story but (3) TELLS YOU WHY THE STORY MATTERS- i.e. how it affected THEM. And for all of its high brown poetry, WAR SONG ironically never once delves into the souls of its characters or lets these people say, "And this is how I felt about this!" So even when things happen they don't happen to people, just names we've been told in a sea of names, none attached to a personality or even really a memorable costume... and so why should we care? Who cares what happens to a list of names?

There is one really brilliant moment in the second act where Helen is possessed by the goddess Aphrodite and forced into reseducing her seducer. It is a dark, lovely moment that the actress pulls off nicely and which is frighteningly close to a moment in my own play where Poseidon possesses Odysseus. Both moments bring home the anicent belief that the gods were never very far away and might, in fact, be versions of ourselves we seek to deny or aspire to: thus making us ultimately responsible for the best- and the worst things we do. Derek Walcott, in his beautiful stage adaptation of THE ODYSSEY touches on this in the final moments between Odysseus and Penelope, who asks her husband, "Were there monsters out there?" to which he replies, "Yes. We make them ourselves." It is what makes Greek mythology so fascinating to modern thinkers: we are aware, because of the noble and yet flawed gods and the doomed but courageous heroes that we are not far removed from these brutal and alien people, no matter how many milleniums have passed. A professor of mine once told me he read THE ILIAD every year because over time he found he related to different characters: that once he was Achilles, proud and powerful and ambitious to be recognized; that then he became Hector, a family man with a million responsibilities and a golden-boy reputation that sometimes weighed too much; and now, almost seventy, he was Priam, looking for his lost youth, mourning friends who had died or disappeared, dreaming of Helen's who once touched him in passing. What he told me is the answer to that question of "why?" that we fling out whenever we are asked to watch a version of the Trojan War: because these characters are archetypes, yes, but they are HUMAN archetypes and the war is the context in which we watch these human archetypes battle it out. The war is the human condition, in other words, and the war is all there is. And it's a good story because it is OUR story.

But that's the point they missed last night, and after three hours of nice sets and pretty words, it's also the only tragedy I saw.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

RETURNED

So, after a long, long break I find myself here once again, realizing I have neglected this blog even though I have promised so many times not to. Things have been busy though, and it's hard to stay on top of everything- especially reporting just how busy it all is.

Anyway, in a nutshell: THE MONK happened, and went pretty well. Over 600 people came to see it and we got three very good reviews and one mediocre one, not too surprisingly from THE GUARDIAN. Just as it closed I found out that a play I had written years ago, JOE & CLEO was being done as part of a one-act festival in New York City the weekend before Thanksgiving and my cast from THE MONK, bless their hearts, pooled the money and flew me out there and I got to have a great weekend in NYC, meet some very cool people and fellow artists, and see the first full production of something I wrote in New York City (I've only ever had readings before). Spent some time with Nat and Morgen too, which was great, as I don't see enough of them. But boy was it cold. After that came home and hosted Thanksgiving sans David this year as he was in Florida for work. My boyfriend, Cody, made the Turkey and it actually turned out great. Sank into the holidays after that, with a quick trip home for New Years with my family and friends in Tucson. Cody came along for that too, and blended in nicely.

Since the new year began things have been nothing short of busy. It feels like I literally stepped off the plane on January 5th and have been going full throttle since. I directed David Duman's FISHING over in the East Bay to much acclaim. It's going to close this weekend, having played to a number of full houses, recouped its investment and then some, and with plans to take it to LA for a weekend in April where it will be performed for the Dramatist Guild of America. I am now in the final stages of auditions for THE FROGS, another Atmostheater project that I have been hired to direct this summer. Additionally, I'm playing a leading role in Margery Fairchild's new show, THE IN-BETWEENS, which will mark my return to the stage as an actor. I actually haven't been on stage (without a script in hand) since 2006 so this is really something. Lines are harder to memorize than I remembered and I have to sing. That should be something.

On other fronts things are good but overwhelming. I feel very tired a lot, but like I'm more or less keeping a handle on it. I feel that, with the current state of things in the world at large, to complain of anxiety, stress, fatigue and fear is really a bit niave: everyone is tired. Additionally, I seem to have acquired some chronic post-nasal drip that started in September. I finally went to the doctor about it in January but after a look at my throat and the old "feel the neck and lymphnodes for anything suspicious" move he basically confirmed my own suspicions that I am finally developing Bay Area allergies. A lot of people I know seem to be in this category, whether it's because of the eratic weather we've been having, the residue of ash from the fires the past two summers, or just because, like me, they've been here over six years now and that's usually about how long it takes to develope new ways of confirming the world is out to get us all. Despite this, I think I'm doing okay with just keeping myself focused and I've been exercising more, which is good, though not eating better (which is really "less" because the problem is not that I don't eat good food, I do, I just eat too much) which is something I'd like to be doing as I would love to get back to my pre-panic attack weight. I have a feeling it will make me feel better all around, not to mention help allay some of those random symptoms I still occasionally feel. Couldn't hurt to be cuter either, could it?

I'll try to update this more. No really, I mean it.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

PUBLISHED

Okay, I know, it's been forever since I've been on here, but THE MONK opened on October 9th and has been running full steam ahead, selling out it's first four shows and playing to a good sized crowd at its fifth. We've had two excellent reviews come out, my favorite author in the world came this past Saturday and actually liked it, I found out a short play of mine (JOE & CLEO) is being produced in NYC as part of Hyperion Theater's short play festival this November and last but not least, I published a collection of short stories just in time for my thirtieth birthday, which is fast approaching. Here is a link to the book:

http://www.lulu.com/content/4385210

So, despite pouring over it again and again, looking for mistakes, I of course noticed one the moment I got the finished and bound volume in my hands and it's a doozy: I placed a major Tucson landmark (and a major focal point of my tale, not to mention my personal experience in Tucson) on the wrong street. Can you believe it? And how I missed it after reading that story six times in a row... well, these things happen. We are only human. I have fixed it for subsequent publications and in the meantime I suppose it can be an in-joke for everyone who knows better (which will essentially be anyone actually interested in purchasing this book) but it's still pretty silly. Oh well, as my boyfriend said, "It's your own version of Tucson anyway. Who cares where the turtle pond is in real life?"

The beauty of fiction, I suppose...

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

लीडिंग माय फर्स्ट वेद्डिंग

So, this is the ceremony I wrote for my friends Wylie and Alison, who were married this past Saturday in Berkeley and who asked me to officiate their wedding. It contains everything but the wedding vows, which were improvised and beautiful. Enjoy.

Hello and welcome. This is the Herman-Miller wedding, just in case some of you wandered in by accident. Even if you did, we’re glad you’re here for this incredibly important day. A life is made of moments in time, and moments like these are particularly important because the richer a moment is, the richer the life that it’s part of. Of course, the real question then is how do you make a moment richer? There are many ways. Good choice of setting is one- and that’s been taken care of for us by the bride and groom. Good props is often another- and as you can see, we’ve all more or less dressed up to help make this moment special. Good people, however, are I think the absolute best way to make any moment, and one’s life in general, richer. And that’s why it’s so important that each and every one of you came here today to share in this moment, to make Wylie and Alison’s wedding the richest moment of the richest possible lives.

By the way, who am I, you may be asking yourself right now. Or maybe you already know me and you’re wondering why the heck I get to perform the ceremony and you don’t. If it’s any consolation, I don’t really know the answer to that either, but for the record it is a huge honor and I’m incredibly grateful. My name is Stuart by the way. I’m technically Reverand Bouself now, but I’d prefer to keep this informal despite the Universal Church of Light liscense that the bride and groom have so generously purchased for me. I’ve known Wylie since we were both 14 years old. We met in a high school play, which is kind of remarkable since we didn’t go to the same high school but we did both live in Tucson and my school had a drama department and Wylie’s didn’t and so he came and joined us for a show and has been more or less hanging around since. Of all my friends who I have known for over twelve years and there are very few of those so it’s already a pretty exclusive club, Wylie has been the hardest to shake. He has moved with me from drama club days in high school, to a whole new group of friends in Tucson during the college years and after, and he even moved to San Francisco one month ahead of me. Over this time I have had the honor of working with him again and again on a number of plays and creative projects, and I’ve had the much deeper honor of being his friend year after year.

Obviously, I haven’t known Alison as long as I’ve known Wylie, but I do remember when she first showed up. She came to see a play I’d written and directed with Wylie in the lead and she brought him a bouquet of flowers made out of instant oatmeal packets, thus earning her the name “Oatmeal Girl” in our circle of friends for basically the next six months. Often times, when people would ask me, “Hey, how is Wylie doing?” I would respond, “Good. He’s still dating Oatmeal Girl.” And everyone would nod and say, “Oh yeah, Oatmeal Girl. She was cute.” But when I asked Wylie about Oatmeal Girl he would say, “Her name is Alison and she’s fine.” Which is pretty much how I knew that he was more or less serious about her.

It took me a while to get to know Alison. I think the hardest thing in the world is to date someone who has lots of established friends and to her credit she really did her best to be a part of our world but it was hard, I’m sure, and we’re not always the most gracious bunch of drama kids. It didn’t help that Alison is so incredibly smart and well-spoken and usually that’s my job. But it all turned around one day when I called Wylie and Alison picked up the phone because he’d left it with her and after she told me he wasn’t around said, “Can I talk to you for a moment?” And I thought, “Oh God, here it comes. She’s going to ask, “Stuart, why are you so distant and unfeeling,” but instead she kind of laughed hysterically and said, “So I just got this haircut and it totally doesn’t look right and I don’t know what to do.” Which, really, for the record, kind of knocked the wind out of me. I mean, I too have had some really bad hair days but I was never quite so charming about it and as Alison went on to tell me that she was fine with her new weird hair she just needed to adjust to it and could she just please unload on me because it would help her let go of her previous, better looking hair, I sat there thinking, “Wow, I really like this girl.” And more importantly, “I’m so glad Wylie is with this girl because she is so human and so open and he needs so much help with his hair.”

After that, Alison really became part of the gang. She also started acting, which helped. She joined me and Wylie for a satire of Les Miserables we did in which she played Eponine and he played an angry mob and a sock puppet. Last summer we spent it together in the woods performing A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM and for those of you who haven’t heard the story Wylie actually proposed to Alison just after curtain call of our second preview. He’d gotten Gregorio, our costumer, to measure her ring finger as part of her costume fitting- which is one of those ways Wylie demonstrated how crafty he can be. He also did it on the day we had wine and snacks for the audience after the show, thus saving himself the trouble of planning and catering an engagement party. Very slippery of him, I think. But I’m glad he did it because that way I got to be there and Alison got to wear her fairy wings, which was a lifelong dream of hers, and since I’m the one who cast her as a fairy, I suppose that’s why I get to perform this ceremony.

In the end, the exact reason for me being up here doesn’t matter, because we’re all here today for the same reason: Wylie and Alison’s love, which I have been lucky enough to witness from the beginning and up until this moment, and which I am hoping to keep witnessing for many many years to come. They have the kind of genuine, profound and supportive relationship that makes the lives of everyone they touch happier by proximity. They make each other laugh, they make each other think, and they make each other strive to be better people. I have seen Wylie hold Alison while she cries and I have seen Alison calm Wylie down when he’s angry. I have seen them take care of one another. And that is so very very rare that we find someone not only willing to take care of us, but find great joy in it. Someone who says to us, “You are, as you are, not only everything I wanted, but more than I could have ever hoped or imagined or asked for.” I hope they always continue to be that person for each other, and I hope all of you find that person too, if you haven’t already. It is the only real magic in the world, but thankfully it’s the best magic there is.

And now I’d like to turn this over to the Bride and Groom, who would like to speak their vows.

VOWS GO HERE

Do you, Alison Michelle Miller take Wylie Seth Herman to be your husband?
Do you, Wylie Seth Herman take Alison Michelle Miller to be your wife?

Now, by the Power Vested in Me, I pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride.

Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my great honor to present to you my dear friends, Mr. and Mrs. Herman.

Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you for your attention. The Bride and Groom has asked that you all help us send them on their way by standing up and following us as they take their first walk together as a married couple. This way we can all share in the beginning of their life together. As we do so, we’d also like to ask that you keep those of us who could not be here today in your thoughts, so that in this way they can be a part of this celebration and everyone who is a part of it. Once we’ve reached the bridge the Bride and Groom will continue beyond it with the wedding party, however we ask that the rest of you please exit through the amphitheater and enjoy the gardens until 3 PM when the reception will begin at the conference center. Thank you.